SPECIAL THANX (FOR THOSE TO BLAME)

GOD ... it's not easy being me, but it's FUN! Nice little planet, but you have some explaining to do about Sweets and QUICK ... and how about that Carmen Electra/Pamela Anderson thing I have been praying for? Hm?
Ashley ... for the inspiration.
EVE ... for patience, faith, and soothing the Savage Beast ...
SOUPY ... for a small role in a big deal ... a liberation ... :)
Mom ... for wreaking havok on this often all-too-cold rock with your little 150 lbs bundle of joy.
Wraith ... for the technical support.
PEACH MODE ... for aiding and abetting a coming revolution!
C. Smith, T. Haney, R. Ziegler, D. Panisnick, and G. Ihara ... for the ammunition.
G. Uyeshiro, A. Leong, M. Baliwag, K. Albarado, T. Orias, and the countless other upstarts from SMG ... for being the vanguard for our alma-matter; for taking it on your feet instead of on your knees; for giving our graduations a much-needed degree of dignity.
"Wild" B. Tatro ... for the survival blueprint for a brave new world.
J. Cruz and M. Longtin ... for the chance.
Cc, Nala, MAGS, PM, and Jake ... for being; would never have survived this without you!
Chuckie and Roxanne ... for ensuring my stockholdings in Prozac will never lose a dime.