Warning

This site has been known to project deviant ideas via impossibly fast beams of light from your monitor. These beams lash out violently at impossible speeds --permeating your defenseless deer-like retinas like they weren't even there-- directly into the brain.

Sorry.

LOBO is a product of our collective imaginations, and there is lots of really legalistic-sounding paperwork to prove it. Don't make me break out a bunch of torts, motions and objections out on your ass; I watch "L.A. Law" religiously.

Seize the night!
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